Friday, June 23, 2006

sittin on the panel

you kidding me right? ain't no way that i will pay $400 for that satchel of femora. i could pay A HOMELESS $400 to kill 10 people and that'ud average out to $20 a femur right there... not to mention the rest of the skeleton. of course that would be a hassle and it is unrealistic, but... i am certainly not giving you $400 for old bones. yes, it is my fault for having a hobby as strange as human bone collecting... but it is an idea i really wanted to use. how many humans collect human bones? at first i didn't know whether it was legal, i didn't know where i would purchase them, i certainly knew it wouldn't be easy to find them out and about. you have to admit that you never dreamed you would be trying to work a human-bone hustle. probably because the whole thing is written off as being wierd. it seems that bone collecting has this stigma of being linked to serial killing. serial killers are certainly wierd but... i am not a serial killer and i don't think i have the stomach to take human lifel. however, that would be an easy source of bones right there.

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