do not worry, hail satan.

HOLY SHITigetsofuckingbonedupwhenithinkaboutgothchicks

holy shit i get so fucking boned up when i think about goth chicks.

caps really make a difference in the room taken up. who would have thought?

but nevermind.

i think that more people should get plastic surgery. integrity isn't really in these days. it is more about what looks good. that is simple to follow. who cares if you get a tit job... dudes will be oggling you and you will look great in little tank tops and shit.

rhinoplasty, blepharoplasty, brow lift, breast augmentation, whatever the fuck, just get yourself sexy.

life is about good feelings. you will remember those drunk nights and those passionate lust fucks forever. and when things start to sag... you will be able to get more rounds of surgery... not to mention you will be on booze and valium cocktailing all the way to the nibble bank by the time you look completely plastic. you won't even be cognizant anymore. think about now. think about the potential for all those good times.

hey who cares if you don't even look like the same person. pop culture... nigga.



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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah get the fuck up off the planet. at least get a new driver's license or kill yourself. whatever.

she most definitely more fuckable now son...

true. im'a stick this spike through my skull.

aight... peace.


















by the way fuck using computers that are not my own... aol.com as the homepage... i am exposed to this shit.

all i want is a night with an ether rag and Carnap. you were so moderate rudolf. i long for you.