new hot single

i just released a record. it is called "The Dingus Could Heal." there is a certain level of duality in that title. it is partially about chaffing and partially about the cleansing power of the male side of love. i feel that it is deep. people get so wrapped up in being creative... and to me that seems like a show that idiots put on. why not flow from the heart? don't think about what other people are going to think, think about expressing what you are thinking in the most accurate way.

anyway, the single off of "The Dingus Could Heal" is going to be a track entitled "Tried to Self-fellate." This track was made to express the deep pains in the lower back, neck, ribcage, and soul that stem from trying to perform fellation upon yourself. The dissonance and the frenzied pace of the track are in place to represent the lonliness and confusion that lead to the situation that can inspire the futile angle manipulation attempts of the self-blowing realm.

sex fiends need to get a grip. i am making this album to try to raise awareness in relation to this sexually abstract portion of existence. some people are lonely and they can only depend on themselves for pleasure. just imagine some guy that masters the art of fellating himself... what will he be focusing on more intently, the sensation of having a mouth on him, or working the pole in his mouth. dude bro man sack land fat handy wipe candy dike in a shovel frenzy taking heads off mice with a sharp edge maniac in the wings waiting for rain to loose the cannon.